[Wade rolls his shoulder in a shrug, leaning against the doorframe.]
Hey, 's no big deal. I've been there-- sometimes you go on a wild tear and need a place to bed down for the night. Only wish I knew in advance 'cause I would've cleaned the place up a little more-- kinda what happens when you get three dudes livin' in an apartment together, y'know?
[ Okay, maybe someone could stand to vacuum, but that's gotta be true of half the houses on the planet. He makes himself another breakfast taco from what's left of the eggs and beans and rice on his plate, the ingredients cooled enough that they're starting to deserve the description "congealed," and leans against the counter as he takes a bite. ]
[ But his mouth's full of room-temperature breakfast taco, a hand held under it in hopes of catching anything that falls out, so it comes out a little more muffled. ]
You're breakin' my heart over here, man! At the very least eat it with some modicum of dignity and not like you're a death row prisoner on suicide watch!
[He huffs out a theatrically discouraged sigh before turning back to Kyna.]
I just figured if he was in the company of such a charming lady he's gotta have something goin' for him, y'know?
[ And also plenty of taco squashed into his mouth. Sam swallows the last of it and wipes his hands on his boxers before he starts walking back toward the couch, a baleful eye on Wade. ]
And no gag reflex, apparently. Breakfast etiquette aside, I think I might've found another one of your good points.
[A wink in Sam's direction before he shifts back to the conversation at hand. Wade crosses the room to sit beside Kyna, making a show of looking her over with a scrutinizing eye.]
Hmm... well. Aside from the fact that you're gorgeous, which is pretty much a given... I don't know if I'm really in a position to judge here. I only just met you, after all. Wanna weigh in on this, Sam? You're probably more the expert on her'n I am, after all.
Seriously? I'm givin' you an opportunity to sing your lady friend's praises and you're not gonna take it? What, do I gotta put the ball on the tee for you?
[He turns back to Kyna, shaking his head in disgust.]
I understand havin' a soft heart for hard-luck cases, but this one seems like a lost cause, doll. Might wanna just quit while you're ahead.
You probably know more about that than I do, let's face it. All I can see is Old Luke Perry good looks on top of a pretty nice physique. Cute butt, too. Not too sold on the accent, but hey-- maybe it works for the gals down in Hahvard Yahd.
[Okay I'm pretty sure this is not how wingmanning works here, Wade.]
[Wade's response to their utter lack of knowledge of pop culture is suitably dramatic. Sinking back against the couch, he presses a hand to his forehead, the very picture of despair.]
Philistines. I'm surrounded by philistines. How have you gotten through your formative years without knowing about one of the greatest pieces of 90s cheese?
[Wouldn't exactly call it one of the greatest, Wade--]
Have to see if we can scare up some knockoff Netflix on the ol' neural network one of these days. Definitely due for a marathon. Still... it's good to know that dudes who sound like JFK are what get your motor running, doll.
[ Sam groans, as he's pretty sure any self-respecting person would when listening to their accent get picked apart by one person they really like and one they mostly tolerate.
(He'll take "cute," though, he guesses,even if he's pretty sure he hasn't been called for since he was three or four. Coming out of Kyna's mouth, he'll definitely take "cute.")
And, standing up and stretching out his back some-- ]
You two want to watch old TV, be my guest. I'm getting dressed.
[ Seeing as he's been. You know. Sitting around in boxers and a t-shirt. ]
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Date: 2020-12-02 06:38 pm (UTC)Hey, 's no big deal. I've been there-- sometimes you go on a wild tear and need a place to bed down for the night. Only wish I knew in advance 'cause I would've cleaned the place up a little more-- kinda what happens when you get three dudes livin' in an apartment together, y'know?
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Date: 2020-12-06 01:58 pm (UTC)[ Okay, maybe someone could stand to vacuum, but that's gotta be true of half the houses on the planet. He makes himself another breakfast taco from what's left of the eggs and beans and rice on his plate, the ingredients cooled enough that they're starting to deserve the description "congealed," and leans against the counter as he takes a bite. ]
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Date: 2020-12-06 07:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-12-15 12:50 am (UTC)[He doesn't bother to clarify whether that's a joke or not, already distracted by Sam's very blatant pilfering of his leftovers.]
Hey, c'mon dude. If you're gonna eat my breakfast at least have the decency to heat it up the way God intended, yeah?
[He turns back to Kyna with a roll of his eyes, dropping his voice to a more conspiratorial volume.]
Some people, am I right? Hope for your sake he's got qualities that make up for his lack of decorum.
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Date: 2020-12-15 04:19 pm (UTC)[ But his mouth's full of room-temperature breakfast taco, a hand held under it in hopes of catching anything that falls out, so it comes out a little more muffled. ]
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Date: 2020-12-18 11:18 pm (UTC)[She shoots that at Sam, tone still playful, before turning back to Wade.]
What do you mean, for my sake?
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Date: 2020-12-30 01:11 am (UTC)[He huffs out a theatrically discouraged sigh before turning back to Kyna.]
I just figured if he was in the company of such a charming lady he's gotta have something goin' for him, y'know?
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Date: 2020-12-31 03:53 pm (UTC)[ And also plenty of taco squashed into his mouth. Sam swallows the last of it and wipes his hands on his boxers before he starts walking back toward the couch, a baleful eye on Wade. ]
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Date: 2020-12-31 08:12 pm (UTC)Ooh, I'm charming. Tell me more about how charming I am.
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Date: 2021-01-01 02:41 pm (UTC)[A wink in Sam's direction before he shifts back to the conversation at hand. Wade crosses the room to sit beside Kyna, making a show of looking her over with a scrutinizing eye.]
Hmm... well. Aside from the fact that you're gorgeous, which is pretty much a given... I don't know if I'm really in a position to judge here. I only just met you, after all. Wanna weigh in on this, Sam? You're probably more the expert on her'n I am, after all.
[It's clear he's enjoying this way too much.]
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Date: 2021-01-01 03:25 pm (UTC)[ Wow, Wade, that spot on the couch was his. He veers off toward a chair, rolling his eyes, and flops in it with one bare leg dangling over the arm. ]
You wanna know about Kyna, talk to her. [ Gesturing at her, naturally. ] She's right there, y'know.
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Date: 2021-01-01 04:18 pm (UTC)"Gorgeous" is high praise, especially when I'm kind of hungover.
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Date: 2021-01-06 02:24 pm (UTC)Seriously? I'm givin' you an opportunity to sing your lady friend's praises and you're not gonna take it? What, do I gotta put the ball on the tee for you?
[He turns back to Kyna, shaking his head in disgust.]
I understand havin' a soft heart for hard-luck cases, but this one seems like a lost cause, doll. Might wanna just quit while you're ahead.
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Date: 2021-01-06 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-11 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-01-15 07:00 pm (UTC)Oh no. I'm hopeless, babe. No need to speculate about that. Sam at least has some redeeming qualities. Maybe. Just gotta do some digging.
[He tosses another wink Sam's way. How's he doing with the wingmanning, dude?]
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Date: 2021-01-17 02:22 pm (UTC)Sounds like you took temet nosce to heart.
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Date: 2021-01-17 06:56 pm (UTC)[Apparently it's embarrass Sam time.]
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Date: 2021-01-19 06:51 pm (UTC)You probably know more about that than I do, let's face it. All I can see is Old Luke Perry good looks on top of a pretty nice physique. Cute butt, too. Not too sold on the accent, but hey-- maybe it works for the gals down in Hahvard Yahd.
[Okay I'm pretty sure this is not how wingmanning works here, Wade.]
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Date: 2021-01-20 07:21 pm (UTC)Who the hell's Luke Perry?
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Date: 2021-01-20 08:21 pm (UTC)[She's too young to know who Luke Perry is.]
But I think his accent is cute.
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Date: 2021-01-27 04:01 pm (UTC)Philistines. I'm surrounded by philistines. How have you gotten through your formative years without knowing about one of the greatest pieces of 90s cheese?
[Wouldn't exactly call it one of the greatest, Wade--]
Have to see if we can scare up some knockoff Netflix on the ol' neural network one of these days. Definitely due for a marathon. Still... it's good to know that dudes who sound like JFK are what get your motor running, doll.
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Date: 2021-01-27 04:56 pm (UTC)(He'll take "cute," though, he guesses,even if he's pretty sure he hasn't been called for since he was three or four. Coming out of Kyna's mouth, he'll definitely take "cute.")
And, standing up and stretching out his back some-- ]
You two want to watch old TV, be my guest. I'm getting dressed.
[ Seeing as he's been. You know. Sitting around in boxers and a t-shirt. ]